Mammy Mixer

HI! I'm Sam. I'm 24 and I live in San Francisco. I work as a cook....ummm going to go back to college soon hopefully! I put whatever I want on my blog. Nerdy stuff, gingers, hockey.

July 20, 2014 at 6:58pm
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6:51pm
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At some point, you have to realize that some people can stay in your heart but not in your life.

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6:44pm
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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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6:30pm
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beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

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July 12, 2014 at 12:38am
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like50breadsticks:

I don’t know why I expected that to end any differently.

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12:31am
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mister-nobody:

B E A U T Y :: by Rino Stefano Tagliafierro

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12:24am
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laughingsquid:

A Chef Demonstrates the Many Different Ways to Slice a Cucumber

12:21am
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steampunkclothingace:

To no avail, run, my friend! The assassin’s got it in for you!
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steampunkclothingace:

To no avail, run, my friend! The assassin’s got it in for you!

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12:19am
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andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

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kkatkkrap:

justdrinktea:

so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

here’s a general gist of the translation:

Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.

I SHIT YOU NOT. 

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That’s basically the song without all of the fluff, though.

IT’S LIKE A VULCAN CHRISTMAS CAROL

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12:16am
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laughingsquid:

French Juggler Creates Impressive Optical Illusions With Four Rings While Blindfolded

12:08am
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hidekee:

School of Adventure Time! by ひより

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12:07am
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celticruinsdesigns:

dievonchewievent:

So put that in your pipe and smoke it 

Might I also add that many settlements of men were prone to shooting at the eagles withe their arrows. So they never flew over those settlements…which there were a lot of in between the route to destroy the ring.

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